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jenn: you're not allowed to wear my snapbacks beca-
me: i-
jenn: hey i'm gonna play a sushi game what should i name my chef
me: but i-
jenn: holy shit i'm thirsty
me: I CAN'T FUCKING KEEP UP WITH YOUR ATTENTION SPAN RIGHT NOW
jenn: hey that's no- oh my god this chicken nugget looks like mickey mouse
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thestraightgirlslayer: Right now, I just want somebody’s warm body on top of mine. Falling asleep to a steady heartbeat would make for such a good rest.
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splendidsun17 replied to your post: no but for reals, someone take my bio test tomorrow trade you bio for math and you’ve got yourself a deal. down
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Anonymous asked: sexual frustration boat !
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Anonymous asked: Can I study YOUR biology instead?
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Anonymous asked: I'm on the same boat!
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no but for reals, someone take my bio test...
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Anonymous asked: how about lip biting while kissing?
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Anonymous asked: kissing your neck, turn on or turn off?
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Anonymous asked: I freaking love youu <3
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Anonymous asked: I have a crush on you!
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my friendship with lexi in a nutshell…
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splendidsun17 replied to your post: so was there a memo for every attractive girl to be at the gym at the same time as me? next thursday. they all told me  k thx boo boo bear
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so was there a memo for every attractive girl to...
I mean I don’t mind, I just want to know when the next one will be 
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Anonymous asked: If you could choose three people on tumblr to take on a date, who would they be?
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laxgirlproblems: Putting a sports bra on is so much easier than taking one off.
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Anonymous asked: Toes, cartoon porn. candy
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Relationships are harder now
mydreamsmydesires: nikki-lodeon: Because conversations became texting, arguments became phone calls, feelings became subliminal messages online, sex became easy, the word “love” gets used out of context, insecurities have become your way of thinking, getting jealous became a habit, trust has been lost, cheating became an accident, leaving became the only option & being hurt became...
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“We sometimes encounter people, even perfect strangers, who begin to interest us...”
– Crime and Punishment, Fyodor Dostoyevsky, 1866. (via kaiff)
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Lizzie: Hey can you come spoon me?
Me: Did you just say can you come do me?
Lizzie: .... no, but that works too.
Me: Are we gonna be at your grandparents house tomorrow?
Lizzie: Yeah, but I have a bedroom
Lizzie: What
Me:
Me: what
Lizzie: Did that just come out of my mouth
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“You were given life; it is your duty (and also your entitlement as a human...”
– Elizabeth Gilbert, Eat, Pray, Love (via bookmania)
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